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Jackdragon
17 November 2008 @ 05:45 pm

The slang for pussy is betty now? What the fuck? And women dye their pubic hair blue for weddings! HAHAHA Now that is funny.

http://www.folica.com/brands/betty_beauty_217.html?s_cid=gg_dying%20pubic%20hair&GCID=S31334x001&keyword=dying%20pubic%20hair&gclid=CLDhrubI_ZYCFQv7agodcC3SZA

 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
 
 
Jackdragon
12 November 2008 @ 07:00 pm

OTEP
Autopsy Song lyrics


...open wide, look inside
at my autopsy

i feel like a woman
i feel like i care
i feel like i shouldn`t
i feel like a child of despair

i feel like it`s over
i feel like it`s coming after me
i feel like it`s closer
i feel like this is all i`ll ever be

i feel like a failure
i feel like a hungry parasite
i feel like a razor
i feel like a prayer lost in flight

i feel like ...
i`m hopeless

i`m afraid i`m a slave
i`m weak & average

i feel like a hammer
i feel like a nail
i feel like i`m guilty
i feel like the wrist that it impales

i feel like a butcher
i feel like i`m being deceived
i feel like a beautiful loser
i feel like all you sheep are laughing AT ME!!

OPEN WIDE
LOOK INSIDE
AT MY AUTOPSY.

look inside open wide
look inside open wide

i feel i`m a complete waste of time
i feel i`m transparent
i feel like i can`t escape my mind.
 
 
Current Mood: disappointeddisappointed
 
 
Jackdragon
11 November 2008 @ 07:23 pm
Hollie posted this and so have a couple others on LJ. I know that one day anybody will be able to marry. I know this because my white mother married a black man, against her mother's wishes. America now has a multi racial president and that means more to me as a person that marks OTHER for my race on all information forms than you will ever truly know. It was bad enough that some of Hollie's family still believe it is not a totally good idea that we are married and let us not get into what they think about us possibly having children. I know I am crazy, but one day I would like to see that people keep there oppressive mindsets to themselves and just live life to the fullest. Obama becoming President is such a huge step for change on levels that address some of the darkest parts of the human psyche.

 
 
Current Mood: hopefulhopeful
Current Music: WWE Monday Night Raw
 
 
Jackdragon
30 October 2008 @ 10:18 pm
Bridget Regan is all legs and I am in lust! I love Attack of the Show sometimes.

 
 
Current Mood: excitedexcited
 
 
Jackdragon
22 October 2008 @ 11:06 pm
No more Gina Carano fighting for right now. The Elite XC is no more. *whines*
 
 
Current Mood: sadsad
 
 
 
Jackdragon
If you could pick any TV show that has been off the air to come back for one more season, which show would you pick and why?
I would have to say the Dresden Files as well. Jim Butcher is a great writer and the books translated well to a very good television series. SCI-FI really does not know what they killed.
 
 
Jackdragon
09 August 2008 @ 04:39 pm
Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?
Dr. Emmett Brown: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
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Skinhead: You're coming with us upstairs!
Marty McFly: [struggling to get free] Let me go!
Match: [grabbing Marty] Sonny, we can do this the *easy* way or the *hard* way!
[3-D hits Marty over the head]
Miscellaneous voice: The easy way.
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Buford's Gang Member #2: Hey, take a gander at them moccasins! What kinda skins is them? What's that writing mean?
Buford's Gang Member #1: "Nee-kay"? What is that, some sorta Injun talk or something?

Bernie Mac is dead at 50 and that is a shock to me. The messed up part is that will the three curse work with comedians too? Since George Carlin died not too long ago. Who could be number three? Damn I am morbid.

The have gone an updated Clue for our time. I would love to play it, just to say I have. I wonder what board game they will update next? Possibly the game of Life? I thought it was bad when they made Monopoly credit card friendly. 
 
 
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
 
 
Jackdragon
23 June 2008 @ 01:37 am
George Carlin died?
 
 
Jackdragon
08 April 2008 @ 10:28 pm


Hollie's lil' bro.

On the Today Show. With the Anti-Gravity team. He's the white boy with the red sleeveless shirt bouncing around like a mad thing.

Considering how much he got paid for this short little stint, and the guy stating ON CAMERA that these 5 were the best of the performers...I'm proud.

In other news: Mom is cancer-free. Tests came back negative, so that's extremely good news.
 
 
Jackdragon
14 February 2007 @ 03:14 pm
A V-Day Hijacking!

Yes, this is valeriana, and for a few moments, I'm going to hijack my beloved's journal so I can leave a little lj-love note.

My Dragon.

You are my everything. My sun, moon, stars, and comets in the night (perhaps even a black hole or two *winks*). You are my one true love, not perfect, but perfectly flawed. I thank the Powers That Be every single day to have you in my life, to share myself with you. You fill me with wonder, ever changing, so flexible in your interests. You make me proud, watching your first foray into the academic world after so long an absence, and knowing in my heart you're going to outshine all the rest with your intellect. You're smarter than you give yourself credit for, and your humbleness and modesty in this area are awe-inspiring. Your shrewd sense of humor leaves me gasping for air, and your keen insights leave me boggling at how perceptive you are.

There is nothing about you that I would change (not even your shifting moods and grumpiness from time to time). You are everything I could have ever hoped for in a partner, best friend, lover, and soulmate. You lavish me with attention and compliments that I'd never expect, you constantly make me feel more loved than any human woman should...and for that, even on my ugly, disagreeable days, I thank you. Your ability to see when I need to be touched, hugged, kissed, or otherwise cuddled is incomparable. I don't think I could ever expect a day when you'd not touch me in some form...and I'd always underestimated the power of human, loving touch until I met you. You pamper me, challenge me, intrigue me, love me, and make me laugh every single day.

You are my best friend. You are my love. You are my everything.

I love you. Yesterday, Today and Always. Is Forever too long?

***

I now return this journal to its rightful owner;)